July 1, 2008

I'm Married, Not Dead

I hate uptight, prissy broads. Moms who can't hang with their sexual side aren't as much fun to hang out with as the ones that can. Nothing wrong with some PG-rated mind-candy for the mommies…

Keywords: marriage, mommy would like that on a cracker, sex drive

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Jennifer Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Hilarious!

Men look at women ALL the time…. some have just mastered the art of not craning their necks to get a look… nothing wrong with us looking too.

Daphne Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 at 6:50 am

Amen sister!

helen Sunday, August 17th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

I believe that it does not matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat your dinner at home.

Crabmommy Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 at 11:21 pm

on a cracker…neutered vessel. Love it!! I'm with you. I hate ppl reminding me I'm married. Don't be absurd. If there's a hot chap walking by I am going to notice–hell yes. For example, all the dads at our school are incredibly hot. I don't know why. My child's school is just The School Where Dads Are Hot. And I see no reason to pretend I have not noticed. Like you said, married but not dead. xx