The Nanosecond Rule

This vlog about how to deal with food that gets dropped on the ground will expose me as the lazy-ass mom I think I am. It’s along the same lines as “cookie making” with my daughter, which 8 out of 10 times means opening the pre-made Tollhouse cookie dough. I figure, she’s nearly three but she can’t hang with all that measuring, right?

When she was a newborn, I told my OB how I was sterilizing everything that came near her. He rolled his 60+ eyes of experience. “You’re going to get over that quick. If a binky drops on the ground, you’ll put it right back in her mouth to keep her quiet.” Ah, how right he was.

One thought on “The Nanosecond Rule

  1. I just found your site and love it!! I have had a few chuckles. I wait maybe 12 seconds. But Yasmine dropped her paci in the sand today and freaked out so I wiped it off and give it to her. I cant imagine the germs in sand haha

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