Dressing While Decaffed

That does it – I need caffeine. I had a homemade half-caf this morning, and after getting Viv’s lunch together and unloading the dishwasher, I got dressed. You can see the results below. I look like I’m in a cult. Or perhaps in preschool.

Daphne in her decaf pregnancy outfit

Here was my thinking process: “I am going to pre-natal Pilates, so I’ll put on leggings.” Then I thought, “I’m dropping off Viv at preschool first, and do I really want my crotch-space showing? What will the other mothers think?” So I decided to put on a skirt, but not many fit. Anyway, it was a mess. The Pilates teacher convinced me to lose the skirt, which I did. It’s LA: it could be a look.

The moral of the story was that after I dropped off Viv, I had another half-caf and then the world seemed a bit clearer. Sorry, Junior: Mom can’t think without caffeine.

4 thoughts on “Dressing While Decaffed

  1. I have to tell you.. I went 9 months and didn’t change my caffeine habits at all and I have a fully functioning daughter.. she has 3 arms but she’s smart as a whip.

  2. Also had my regular 2 cups a day. Frannie is 8 now and her knuckles don’t even drag the ground anymore.

    So drink your coffee. Your family depends on you, damnit!

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