Sometimes it’s good to be a phony. I have long been a fan of the fake tan and never more than since this report came out. Everybody out of the pool! Or rather, in the pool and out of the tanning bed. Sorry George Hamilton, but we can’t follow suit. As a real pale face who spent her teens in the ’80′s, I well remember going to Santa Monica beach with my girlfriends and lathering ourselves with baby oil. My friend Jennifer (there were several of those) said, “Get your tummy ta,n and it makes it look flat.”
It’s good for moms that the over-tan look is frowned upon now, since I don’t know about you, but I am a borderline shut-in.