There was a time when I handed someone something and I said, “Here is your camera.” It really was one.
Now it’s a phone.
There was a time when I said, “I’m in the mood for a kabob!” I meant it. But actually I mean a turkey wrap.
I use to say, “Sure, a jog sounds great.” But I mean lying on my back on the couch.
My brain is not working that well. I know it’s cause I’m just so tired.
In this article they list the symptoms of sleep deprivation. It says some people need 9 hours of sleep. I haven’t sleep like that in over 5 years. I’m happy with 6. The problem with this article and others I searched for is there was nothing about how one (a mom, a solider, a shift worker) can ever really function well without sleep… ’cause they can’t.
And if I didn’t fold my socks together when they come out of the dryer I would be dressing like a 3 year old. And not in the cute way.