Please note Mark’s new glasses. He got two pair; these are the slightly better ones. The others are rounder and light brown. I’m not a fan. We had a tiff about them since he bought them without me. Talk about “You don’t bring me flowers!” I can hear Babs and Neil Diamond now.
“When we first went out you liked that I came to pick our your glasses (which were way cooler and went better with his face than these ones).”
Him: “But my eyes are getting worse, and I just needed glasses.”
If you see steam roller I may chuck them underneath it when no one is looking.