You ever have those moments where your parent hammers fall? Your “That’s it, everyone out of the pool!” moment? Sometimes when I do that I can see how easy it would be to be a rough parent who your kids fears. Stretch that further and it’s easy to see how that could happen to a country. Since it has many times.
What if as a mom I wasn’t just dictator like, but a kooky, self-aggrandizing dictator mom who wore strange clothes. Hmmm, now who would that resemble?
I think you captured it perfectly.
“My children know they don’t need clothes and food…” LOL
Brilliant, beyond hilarious!
A scream,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE is better than this today, NO ONE.
Off to tweet this out. THANK YOU!
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! I almost peed in my pants! “I will put two fingers in your eyes!” LOL!
Nailed it, Daph.
“they have tried….to overthrow you as their mother.”
Crabkid tries this all the time. But I am a dictator. Crabmommy is the Ruler in her house.
WOW,
You still got it , you look awesome and you are hilarious.
I had a great day today ate three meals and have tons of energy , lets try to talk this week .
love
and laughter
dd
Yeah, great comments all.
I neglected to mention in my post intro that 90% of what I said were things said by Khadafi,/Ghadafi or his son Seif.
A friend noted it should have been titled “Ghadaphne” funny.
Btw, the last comment here is from a dear, old friend I have recently gotten back in touch with. We did improv together in San Francisco and he is a special soul. Unfortunately the reason we reconnected is I heard he has pancreatic cancer. his site is http://www.captaindan.net
send him the white light!!
You’re my fave blog! And the ‘leopard’ scarf! And the disinterested snobbish look- you’re a star!
Daphne, you KILL me!!!! Too, too funny. You have a lot of talent, girl.