With all this running around shouldn’t I be thinner?
Mom’s do you have days like this? Hours like this? Minutes like this? This is a typical morning.
To borrow a line from Rumpole of the Bailey, “she who must be obeyed”
It’s hard not to be a mama slave to these guys. 
Oh thank God….I ain’t the only one. I swear…they do this just to drive us crazy
It is a mystery. Your staircase alone should be enough
of a workout,
Tell your kids to fuck off. Just kidding!
ha, well, in my mind I do.
That is hilarious!
My favorite one is running from room to room making sure one doesn’t wake up the other with their screaming or crying! Mommy needs some time to herself sometimes lol
I don’t remember the last time I actually sat down to eat my food…it could be really annoying but you gotta love them!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve mumbled “Areyoufuckingkiddingme?” under my breath… ahhhh missing A, though like mad. I’d give anything to have her here again to yell my name.
But yes, totally understand!