Happy New Year!
Is one of your resolutions to get more organized? You are not alone. Ever wish a professional organizer would come to your house and set you right? Of course, but my that would be a lot of money. Would their advice be practical? Something you can live with?
Well, I was thinking how great it would be if Martha Stewart organized my life ( actually she would run back to prison if she saw how scattered I am). But, I don’t know her and she has bigger fish to fry. So I did the next best thing. I channeled Martha.
So, here “Martha” give you a great tip on decluttering your home.
Thanksgiving inspired this playlist. If none of these vids make you teary eyed, don’t worry. It just means you don’t have a heart. I start of light… a little “Sound of Music” reunion anyone?
We have so much to be grateful for! I’m grateful for people who come to coolmom!
In my latest curating adventure, I had a lot of fun delving into the change of seasons. There are so many stages to our lives. Yes, even to our faces.
And other people’s faces. This is a fun one.
Ah, that sweet hour. The kids have finally gone to sleep. I have brushed my teeth, washed my face, put on my nightgown and thrown moisturizing product in a vain attempt to fight the aging process. I climb into bed and decide which of my DVR’d shows I will watch tonight. It’s my time, me time. But, once in a while, my hardworking chef husband is home to share this magic hour before slumber befalls us. Will he partake in my favorite shows?
In my “lady shows”?
I can hear Lou Rawls singing.. “Lady Shows”…
It’s You Tube Tuesday! I am doing these playlists for Momversation, but I wanted to highlight this one here because it’s particularly delish.
Shut the door for five and have a little me time with yourself and Mr. George Clooney. Yes, George, I finally featured you on Cool Mom, just like you have been asking.
It wouldn’t be hard to beat last summer. Summer of 2010, my dad’s health suddenly went off a cliff and we lost him on August 2nd.
I still bawl my head off when I hear “If Ever I Should Leave You” or “Try to Remember the Times of September” — a song my dad sang during my childhood if I was alone in the car. I am sure I always will.
But this has been a sweet summer. I didn’t oversubscribe Vivien in camps. Rex is a great playmate for her so I don’t have to knock myself out driving around for playdates. My dad would have loved our new backyard. It was so much fun to finally be settled. That was our summer vacation. That we could stay put.
I was still churning out some Cool Mom vids, but I did take note that traffic is DOWN in the summer. Moms who want a chuckle don’t have the same downtime to come to Cool Mom and check out my latest witty bit from my kitchen.
So, I put together a little “Best of Cool Mom: Summer 2011″. Some of the better vids that maybe you missed while you were slip ‘n sliding with your kids.
Hope you enjoy.
I feel like I am sharing a dirty secret of mine: Rex has an agent. Hear me out. It’s because of cool mom and segments on Fashion Team where Rex appeared in a few little gigs he was asked to do with me. I plunked the cash right into his 529 or IRA. (By the way, Coogan Law which is supposed to protect child actors only requires that 15% of the gross of the child’s earnings be deposited in his Coogan account. I think it should be more.)
Since Stanley Chais and Madoff decided Rex didn’t get that money for his education, I thought, hey, if the kid can score a few bucks great. All the better while he is so little that he won’t feel like a piece of meat. When I have been on shoots with kids, other kids, they have always been treated very well. Which is why our recent experience auditioning was all the more shocking. It’s also why Vivien wants no part of it.
Oh, yes, when the big guy drops by your house you have to keep him there for more. In my continued attempt to bring my salute (parody) to TV chat shows I am fortunate to have President Obama come and sit on my couch.
You know what? He is as human as any of us.
Note: this Obama was all improvised and I think really gets the flavor of how the President tries to frame things.
On Cool Mom when I try to be timely it doesn’t always work out. If I shoot a homemade, I can upload it quicker. But last week was my monthly gang shoot (not the “Colors” variety, but when I shoot a bunch of vids with a camera man). It was the day the Botox momma was on “Good Morning America”. Well, since Child Protective Services took her kid away from her, she is saying she made the whole thing up.
Either way she is a real gem of a role model for her kid. Not as good a model as Arnold, oops, more info on that now, okay, take his father of the decade award away. Reportedly he is vacationing with John Edwards.
Do successful men not use condoms?
PS What’s the point of baby pageants anyway? It’s always chubby moms that push their kids to that.
If this is your cause, like it is mine, please join me today by pinning a puce ribbon to your shirt in solidarity. We have all been traumatized. Let’s shake off the stigma and join together.
I’d be honored if you would come forward and be counted!