I just took the kids to a local amusement park, The Santa Monica Pier. The kids love the rides. I love seeing them happy. But, the same thought goes through my head at this place and every other place full of humans in casual clothes in crowded places.
You people look awful
There is clearly a serious weight problem in America. Check. I know, I’m not the first to note this. Also, I’m a big old fogey with my dislike of rampant tattoos. Anything intersting or meaningful has to be inked all over skin now. Can’t we get to know each other and then I’ll learn of your love of oak trees, your uncle, your dead cat? How about scrapbooking? The other visual blight is piercings that look like some food was stuck on someones face. I almost handed a lady a napkin in line for the bumper cars till I realized that the dot of a food crumb above her lip was nailed into her flesh.
We are all slobs
Yes, it was hot, even a tad humid, which never brings out the best in humanity. It certainly hasn’t brought out the best in our sartorial choices. But, let’s start out with things that don’t hug every hunk of bat fat, or back breasts as I recent’ heard them called. Gent’s, you don’t need a tank that bares your clumps of back hair do you? I knew I was going to trash land so I chose a t shirtwith a drawing of a mobile camper. As if to say, yes, I look like trailer trash today. I’m already judging myself. I had trouser shorts, which are an appropriate length. Unlikes some of the sausage thighs I saw with barely a fistful of material swathed around them. With Rex in tow I’m assured There Will Be Spills. Maybe even bodily fluids on my clothes by days end, thus breaking out anything beyond the Old Navy, TJ Max clearance rack pointless.
I plucked a happy birthday cone hat on my head while we were there. Again, admitting, that good looks had not been achieved and if you can’t be handsome, be funny. I also thought it would make it easier for my kids to find me if we were seperated.
Tennis shoes, sunglasses to hide lack facial flaws in over head sun. I give kudos who the mom who I saw who had a 3/4 billowy black sundress and large white sunhat. Block of colors and covering any figure flaws while being comfortable. Good job mom.
Maybe we should just wear costumes.
Bill Maher had a bit on his show a couple of years ago where he said if we get any more casual soon people who be walking around in diapers. When I look better I do tend to feel better. Dressed badly I feel every figure flaw. I should follow these gals lead from 1960’s
Look how happy that they are dressed in cute day clothes.
I think a lot of people have the same one I have. I have NICE clothes, dresses for work, blazers. I have a bunch of crappy t shirts. I think we need to work on the middle a tad more folks. My husband did well today. He had a Cuban style shirt over jeans. I think that’s a nice medium look for a man. Nothing hugging a gut. I have a few casual Target dresses that are wash and wear and can accessorized up a bit in the medium category. A button shirt over capris or shorts would work as well ( clearly capris bring joy)
In old pictures people looked better
The early ’70’s I think. But, why with greater equality for women, all races and microwave ovens did we have to go to slobville? Clothes are cheaper than ever. Just because someone gave us a tank with a logo on it, doesn’t mean we have to wear it.
Oh, and how did my funny hat finder work? Not well. I lost Rex for a minute and when I found him crying a young gal covered in tattoos, pierced something, her guy friend, shirtless were trying to help him find his mom. I know, scrappy slobs can be very nice people. I just wish we looked nicer.