some days I wish I was still regularly doing stand up. One moment was yesterday as I heard a BBC anchor interview a guy about the America’s Cup race.
“Has yachting always been a rich man’s sport?” Had a been mid drink I would have shot the liquid out of my nose. What answer did he expect?
” No, in the 1890’s in reaction to the rigors of the industrial revolution workers collectives formed yachting co-ops.” Or
“At the height of the depression hobo’s would sometimes jump off a freight train and join their ranks on yacht’s near Nantucket. Here is a picture of Joe Kennedy toasting his fellow sailor. Yes, that one, the one without the shoes.”
I just did a vigorous work out class. It occurred to me that it would be a lot easier just not to eat.
Rex was interviewed at school. “My dad is a chef, my sister is Vivien. I have no idea what my mother does. My brother is in college. He needs to find a job.” The teachers typed it up and put it in a frame. So now the whole school can see that I’m inconsequential and his brother is a lay about.
I have to start coaching him and ask for another interview.
” Cmon, Rex, let’s go over this again. Mommy has been a TV Host for years. Look here is a photo of when I had a billboard for a show I was on.” I need something to boost me up at drop off. I can well imagine how this re-interview would go , ” My mom use be on a board. She looks much better in full make up.” Maybe I need to spice it up. Something like this, “My mom is a rocket scientist and does EVERYTHING for me and my family. Her legs, did you see how good her legs are?” As I looked at the frame today one of his teachers laughed, “kids, they have no filter.”
Ha, ha, you want to hear what he says about you?
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