First kids can’t run around a car while it’s in motion. Then a lover can’t greet you when you get right of the plane, now they are taking bacon. I’m of course referring to the latest report from World Health Organizations (kill joys) that processed meat specifically, and meat in general are a tiny notch above asbestos for causing cancer. I just enjoyed the heck out of hot dog on the 10th hole the other day at a golf tourney.. who knew it would be my last!
I can’t take it. Even though I had no make up only my phone I felt compelled to record this moment
Oh and ham! What next sex?