Celebrities
Dancing With The Stars
I'm not ashamed to say I'm one of the 17 million that watches "Dancing With The Stars." I have to TiVo it because I can't…
Please, No More Autographs
Well, now that Ringo Starr has announced he will no longer accept autograph requests, I think it’s the perfect time to say I have been…
Vivica A. Fox Visits Cool Mom
This is what a techno lame-o I am. About a month ago, Vivica A. Fox, actress and host of VH1's "Glam God," visited my TV show…
My Week So Far: From Sprained Arm To Ice Cream
Well, I'm now wearing a splint (see picture below). And if one more guy asks me if I have a bowling injury... Sometimes I have…
Which Show Do You Want To Co-Host?
Okay, so I had my minute with Dr. Phil today, which was cool. Now, I'm very happy to be the host of a basic cable…
Guess Who's On Dr. Phil!
I'm thinking of starting my own cable show called "My Life On The G-List" (I wish I were D-list). Anyway, when you are on the…
Moving to Canada
I think leftist political shows are usually funnier than right-wing parodies. The Daily Show versus that show on Fox for example. But leftists as individuals…
Jenny McCarthy
Doesn't Jenny McCarthy look like she would smell good? I didn't sniff when I met her last weekend, but she was as warm and charming…
Celebrity Weight Loss
Ah, look at me in all my glamor, as I show my side that's fed-up with glam mags touting the fab, post-pregnancy bodies of famous…
Sunday Styles
My husband has learned that there will be a wifely wrath if he dumps the New York Times Sunday Styles section before I have read…