So ironic that this episode should post today.
Last night I went to a financial seminar. Not setting my hair on fire, but listening to an economist. Here I was taking notes for my dear husband who was home with the kids. It was an engaging little lecture about how the European financial issues are playing out and how they could affect us in the US ( in summary, if it were 14 years ago, a lot, but we have a lot of different trading partners, so not so much). Also, the economist said something about the bogus term “Fiscal cliff” to which I blurted out, “I just blogged about this!”.
Anyway, since Mark is now home at night for the first time in our entire marriage I knew I had to school him about our routines.I didn’t know I had to worry about him being a man child.
Yes, this video is about when you go out of town or out ON the town and leave the kids with the old man. But, lately I’ve gone out twice for two hours and it was LORD OF THE FLIES when I got back.
I got home..9:00pm All lights are on in the house blazing, “Ghostbusters” is an hour in, Rex is sitting naked next to Mark on the couch, Vivien still in her day clothes. They are all laughing. No bath, no teeth brushed.
Me: “What the hell?” I turn the movie off. I scold my husband. It’s a school night, you played a movie the other night, I told you, movies are for weekends only, blah blah. Yes, I sound like a harpy, but a harpy in the right.
“Do I have to get a sitter for you too?” He just looked kind of sheepish. As I got Vivien in her nightgown she was trying to take the heat for her dad. While I could hear him throwing Rex on the bed and laughing. Sure, it’s great he is a nice father, but time to calm the toddler down now. He should go to bed before midnight! I was so steamed I didn’t speak to Mark for the rest of the night. Granted the rest of my night was reading three stories to Rex and falling asleep with him, but there you have it. I should have watched THIS video before I went out.
This ensures I will never get divorced because if I do my kids will be up all night eating donuts on nights with dad.
Apparently, corporate bonds and big muni bonds are still good.