MORE inappropriate sandwich shape

My mind drifts as I make my kids sandwiches for their school lunch.  I started off thinking I would make a little girl sandwich.


But, then I keep going.  What if the girl then stuck her finger in an electrical socket?



Or, when she grows up, goes to college and parties a little hard.  This would be her sleeping off a bender.


At least I did stop myself from making a sandwich that showed what that girl did that night and with what!