Moms put a lot of pressure on themselves to be perfect.  Moms who feed their kids the right foods, get them to bed at the right time with few cartoons, that I do that, but you know?  We are always keeping track of what we are doing good or not as good.

So, let’s take a break from that for a minute shall we?  Sometimes the satiric mom needs to have her say. I should have also done some “inappropriate things to say to kids”  like:

“Are you getting enough sleep? You say you’re 6, but you are looking more like 9.”

“Nick Jonas is going to dump those brothers in a couple years.  I hope they are saving their money.”

Or “A man and a woman don’t have to love each other in order to make a baby.”