Knock-Out Water

I don’t know how I missed this one, but Christine at Storked discovered there is a water that has the tagline “Zero calorie water puts moms to sleep.” Now, I know if I watch Charlie Rose for a couple of minutes I’m asleep, so I didn’t know there was a need to knock mom out, let alone with zero calories. Christine rightly points out that as a mom she feels she would be ready to be conscious should her young ones need her.

I think I would only feel comfortable taking an aid when I’m:

1) no longer nursing

2) in a hotel that night with kiddos taken care of elsewhere

3) on an overnight plane and super nanny is in the next seat watching my children.

I love the gutsy marketing of this water. I can imagine for such a crowded field they have to try something.

“Hmm, vitamin, done.  Jennifer Aniston? Taken.”

I always say I have a cheap mouth. I drink tap.

Seems like it would be more helpful to have something to knock out the kids.