Speaking in Third Person

There are so many traps moms can fall into. Looking haggard (check), lack of manicure, regular highlights and claw like toes (check, check, check). But motherhood can also affect our speech.

One day, I realized how I was talking. What’s the matter with me? Why do I do this? What if I took this pattern to its logical extreme?

Do you do this?  Why do we do this?