My first professional job in broadcasting (which means I got paid) was doing the local cutaways — i.e., news for a National Public Radio station. I had a split shift, so I either had to get up at 4am and be done with work at 10am or go from 2pm to 7pm. M/W/F I did the am’s, T/TH the afternoons. Sometimes I had both shifts. It was exhausting. But I was very excited for the gig and the opportunity. I still listen to NPR. I was once on the Tavis Smiley show — twice actually — and the part of my stand up he liked the most is when I made fun of NPR. Since NPR got in hot water recently, I thought I would trot some of this material out.