As much as I wish the rainstorm had fallen right on red carpet Sunday, I watched the show with wide eyes. I can’t help it. I was born in the Heart of Screenland (Culver City), I’ve commented on the fashion as part of my job in the past and I even knew a couple of people in the big show. (I’m so 3 degrees from famous) I’ve eaten the pizza Ellen ordered! I was on the list for an after party, not Elton’s. But, after I put on my make up I got a text that the party was a turkey and not to bother. When a film hasn’t won their party can go like half and half left out.
At home Mark and I made dinner for our family who had come over and I got Red Carpet (wearing) Ready!
Thanks for asking, I’m wearing vintage cashmere sweater and yoga pants. Oh, no, I don’t buy it. They send it to me. Yes, picked the first thing I put on. The real red carpet was a snooze. Not sure what happened, but I saw 4 celebs and lots of commercials, canned bits, and those weird talking heads on E! Liked this clip of fashion from Vanity Fair party they sent me. Miss Jane Fonda looks fab.
Ellen did a great job. Also, kudos to all these thoughtful acceptance speeches. Jared Leto, the lady from “12 years a slave”, the guy who wrote the movie. I wasn’t wishing for a trap door to sink the narcissists till more than half way through the show. Lame award goes to the director of “Gravity”. Maybe he should have spoken in Spanish, cause he kind of rambled and didn’t have a point in English. The director of “12 years” had a dud speech too. Best picture award ususally does. Best Short Action Animation in a Festival and Made on their Credit Card has more heart and vulnerability than the guy who will get ads taken out for him in the trades just to congratulate him. I can’t get over his name being Steve McQueen either. Do the kids even get that? Is his wife named Ali McGraw?
Loved that they actually performed the nominated songs. Didn’t like the years they didn’t. How about Travolta butchering Idina Menzel’s name? He wasn’t even close. Maybe he should do a PSA for dyslexia? All great songs, except my old buds U2. No “In the name of Love”. Um, and why did Pink sing instead Liza Minneli? Also, I like Bette Midler and she looked and sounded great, but do we need a reminder of “Beaches”? Weren’t Kim Novak’s lips enough?
I found a great way to get through the slower bits of the show. Oscar Bingo. It’s a mix of fashion, celebs, and hack words and expressions. Here is the winning card held by my niece Lily, and my card which did not. Lily’s, (on the right) has “Cuff”in the upper left box, as in worn on a lady’s wrist, metal. Then anyone from “American Hustle”, “incredible”, anyone saying that word. The word “Amazing” was on someone else’s card and was marked fast. The center box is suppose to be “Bow Tie”, but I wrote “Box Tie”, clearly thinking of what the stars inject in their faces. Next is “person with accent”
Vivien’s card had one we didn’t hear, thankfully, last night, the winner telling their kids to “go to sleep.”
Rex was undone. “Why are you all watching this? It’s so boring!” As he tumbled on the coach before donning my rain boots, a helmet, clutching a styrofoam “sword” sans pants. “I know it is Rex. But, I’m not budging till it’s over.”