On my way to school I tell my kids tomorrow we have to get in the car earlier.
On my way to school I tell my kids tomorrow not TV or ipad when they wake up because it slows us down in the morning. For one minute I believe I will enforce this.
On my way to school the kids ask to listen to “Hard knock life” from the “Annie” Soundtrack ( New Annie).
One my way to school I roll my eyes when Rex says, Hard Knock Life describes his life at school. I tell him he is not an unwanted orphan made to clean Cameron Diaz’s shabby apartment. That he plays … But, by then he has stopped listening to me.
On my way to school I silently curse the car in front of me who hasn’t moved into the intersection further thereby making it Impossible for me get through on a yellow.
On my way to school I snort at the big school busses of the super pricey girls high school that is blocking part of the road.
On my way to school I drink coffee from my mug sloshing around in my dirty cup caddy.
On my way to school I wish I had gone to the bathroom before I left my own toilet.
On my way to school I look at the clock. If I can get through the next two lights in 5 minutes we won’t get a tardy. Wait, why do I feel it’s MY tardy? I just do.
On my way to school Vivien asks if I will get her a Subway sandwich today for lunch because today the school lunch is bean burrito. She hates beans.
On my way to school I lament that in the last two weeks traffic on city streets has gotten worse. I blame Wayz.
One my way to school I’m so glad that now that Rex is in school I don’t have to look for parking and am now allowed to go through the carpool lane as I have the required number of humans in my car. I’m also glad I only have one drop off this year. How long can I keep Vivien in elementary school?
One my way to school I vow to go exercise RIGHT after I drop them off.
They get to school.
Tonight at bedtime I’ll read Rex my friend Sarah Maizes new book ( her third) “On my way to school.” He loves all of her books. Compared to the girl in the book my adventures in the book are far more prosaic and not as colorful.
I suggest you order a couple as it’s a great gift to have on have for the kiddie parties you have forgotten about that. Oh, 4th book? “On my way to the birthday party”?